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There is one doctor running for President and he’s no ordinary doctor, he’s an obstetrician. ”Obstetrician” is a big giant Latin word for “Push!” If you’ve seen Dr. Paul in the Republican debates, you’re probably wondering just what the hell he’s pushing. Now you can find out! We’ve put all of Dr. Paul’s easy-to-read books online with a short review of each. Begin the journey with us by clicking through the slides in numerical order.


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We’ve been getting a lot of questions about Dr. Paul’s newsletters.  Dr. Paul’s newsletters are no longer in circulation but we’ve put together a compilation just for you!  In this special offer, find out what everyone else is talking about, including Dr. Paul’s eerie Manson-like predictions of a coming race war, how 95% of the African-Americans in Washington, DC are criminals (and that doesn’t include the ones in Congress!) and how the only thing that saved Los Angeles from the post-Rodney King riots was the distribution of welfare checks to calm the savages.  Hard-hitting stuff from the bygone era of the 1990’s, before political correctness destroyed the ability to tell the frank truth about the darkies.


1. The Coot In The Suit


This is the place to start if you want to learn about Dr. Paul. Dr. Paul has been a coot since before you were born. He began running for President when Angus Young was still in short pants. In this richly illustrated autobiography, find out the ups and downs of Dr. Paul, his loves and losses and what keeps him awake at night other than his 80 year old bladder.


2. What Was I Scared Of? Inflation!


In this remarkably poignant introspective written in diary form, Dr. Paul exposes his deepest fear, with the word “Inflation” scrawled madly across page after page. Reading this will make you yearn for bygone days when the economy ran like a sewing machine except for the infrequent depressions, near-constant recessions, bank panics, stock market busts and crushing poverty. If you think standing in a bread line is a good time to talk to your neighbors about Jesus, you’ll love Dr. Paul’s prescriptions.


3. There’s a Taxman in my Pocket!


The only thing scarier than inflation is The Taxman! Once he creates a symbiotic relationship with your back pocket, there is no running away from him. The Taxman has been vexing Dr. Paul in particular since the graduated tax schedule was instituted. Having to do really hard math WHILE being robbed by The Man is insult on top of injury.


4. The Flatax


The Flatax is a wondrous invention that, although never having actually been tried anywhere, is guaranteed by leading conservative think tanks to produce a limitless supply of revenue for the government while simultaneously allowing everyone to pay less taxes!  Dr. Paul’s simplified flat tax plan is Pay 10% or $200.


5. Free Lunches in Bunches


Why do we pay so much in taxes, you ask? The short answer is YOU don’t.  However, Dr. Paul does because he’s really freaking rich. He owns gold mines and stuff. But for the little piddly bit of taxes you pay, the reason is simple- you have to feed the children of lazy, unemployed people. Dr. Paul explains how your tax money doesn’t fund anything you will ever use but instead goes specifically to welfare, foreign aid, and the occasional preposterous scientific study, like the mating habits of sneetches or something equally ridiculous.


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